Because I certainly have nothing better to do

Baldilocks and the three hairs

2008-10-28T00:03:54+01:00

I chopped my hair off so that now I look like a very feminine boy.
This is very tragic.

Insomniac the sleepy stegasaurous

2008-10-26T12:57:42+01:00

I do stupid things when I'm awake, but even more so when I am awake and sleep deprived so last night after watching two minutes of the texas chainsaw massacre and scaring myself silly I turned on EVERY light in the house, watched two episodes of friends and a documentary about the end of the earth. I learn't nothing, because I am secretly such a massive documentary geek. I am especially a dinosaur documentary geek. If you've never seen 'Walking with Dinosaurs' then you truly are missing out. I love the cretaceous period, its my favourite and while its probably really mean I also love when the dinosaurs become exstinct. I wish there were more dinosaurs around now a days though that'd be quite nice. How cool would it be if one day you were watching the news and they'd discovered civilised dinosaurs, living in some remote part of mexico. Its not going to happen like, but how cool would that be?

Anyway I'm seeing Rose in about half an hour so I need to get coffee and clothed.

Domo arigatou.

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History of childhood cleanliness N/A

2008-10-25T21:47:19+02:00

I've been nominated for 'Young volenteer of the year' by the Harrogate district sports council. Now this is quite worrying as I don't know weather to wear trackies or an evening dress. Plus this honour as my mum keeps calling it, is well skanky I actually get paid £10 per hour to work as an athletics coach but it just isn't in my name and so I am technically a volenteer... who gets paid. Quite rightly so if there was no money I would not work for it, its far from enjoyable I hate children. They piss me off so much, more than people who chew with their mouths open and greasy hair. So you can imagine if I didn't get paid I wouldn't stick around to coach children with greasy hair who eat with their mouths open. Do small children bother showering regularly? I don't remember showering as a child, not that it would be one of my memories so much but I thought maybe I might remember showering a little bit, but I really can't. I am trying really really hard to remember when I showered as a child. I remember being clean and not having greasy hair... and getting soap in my eye but I just can't remember using a shower as a child and we've always had one. Thats pretty incredible... can you believe that? I have no recollection of showering as a child! I shower everyday now and its not like I keep a shower diary of anything and its not like anything significant happens in the shower... but c'mon how can I not have any memory at all of taking a shower? Ew maybe I was like so dirty I looked clean. what a revelation.

Right thats not going anywhere moving on its half term finally, hurrah! I have no plans at the moment. I feel like quite a loser tonight, and my feet are cold. Still I'm going to end on a happy note and make a list of 10 things I love.

Love List
1. Warm showers
2. Topshop
3. Owls
4. Night times
5. Dry wit
6. Kisses
7. Swearing
8. Tom welling (super hunk)
9. Binge drinking
10. Brightly coloured bras

I'm not sure what to do with the rest of my night, nutella? why not.

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